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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband

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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband
Every wolf girl needs a wolf man and this hairy beast is no different. A teenage girl who has been crowned the world’s hairiest child has started shaving and guess what? This helped land her a husband. 17 year old Sumatra Susuphan, from Bangkok, Thailand, was born with Ambras syndrome — an extremely rare condition also known as “werewolf syndrome.” She’s got hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Really nothing to report here, except for the fact that shaving has lead to a husband. And I’m pretty sure his name is Sasquatch. Seriously though, good for her. I’m digging those bangs. Which is also what her husband said after the honeymoon. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

via NYPost

Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan

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Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
This video shows some kind of hairy bizarre creature allegedly captured in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan. It is pretty damn weird and pretty damn hairy. It has a hairless face surrounded by a mass of fur. And those eyes.They just dart around like this thing is looking for it’s next meal. The creature also has black fingernails. Later in the video, it walks around on two legs all creepy-like.

Did they adopt this freak of nature? Where did the couple find it? Also, it looks like they may have put a small pair of pants on it and socks. Hard to tell. Are they even going to shave that hairy beast? So many questions.

https://youtu.be/Sxb0CEwai4U

Nasty Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit

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Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit
Damn, that’s one sexy chest! Not! *Vomits for 10 minutes straight.* This Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit will transform you ladies into something hideous, but this is what some of us look like at the beach already. I should probably sue for copyright infringement because they totally just copied my nasty man body. These come in three skin tones and all are horrifying. That photoshop above gives you some idea. This is nastier than that Guts Swimsuit.

Shave And Play Barbie Doll

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Shave And Play Barbie
Damn Barbie. You really let yourself go! Shave and Play Barbie is hairy as hell and ready for a trim! I thought this was a wolfman doll at first. Or a limited edition sasquatch Barbie. Or an Oregon hipster wife Barbie. Nope, just Barbie going all natural and letting that hair grow. And grow. And grow. It comes with a razor included to make her all silky smooth. She’s got a beard, neck hair, chest hair, leg hair, probably even some butt hair.

She did it Fur Ken. She wants to be fur-ever yours. Damn Barbie. You live in a Malibu beach house so I know you can afford a razor. Seriously, SHAVE and PLAY. In that order. Do not PLAY and SHAVE. This beast needs to be dealt with right now! Even Bigfoot be like, “What? Girl you crazy.”
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This Needle Felted Tarantula Is Scary, Hairy Too

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This Needle Felted Tarantula Is Scary, Hairy Too
As if I didn’t have enough things to fear. Why would they create this Needle Felted Tarantula? That is one hairy looking, scary looking piece of horror that is about to get stomped on by my foot. Well, it would get stomped, if I wasn’t cowering in terror right now, hunched over my keyboard inside of a tent. I think I covered every hole big enough for a spider to get through. I used glue, staples, duct tape, a sock and some gummi bears. Why do I even look at the internet?

Fun fact: I used to think spiders ate eyes, because people told me they have eight eyes. Now I honestly don’t know which is creepier. Also once thought they ate people’s legs when in fact they have eight legs. Anyway, I’m safe now in my little sanctuary. Look at that thing. All hairy and gross. What are you Hairy Houdini? I’m not afraid in my tent. Bring it on. You would have to be Houdini to get in here. I- OH F**K! IT WAS ALREADY IN THE TENT!