This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.
In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.
It’s gonna be a strange showdown!
This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.
The Serial Killer Trivia Board Game sounds like a real fun time and all, but all I know about these wack-jobs is to stay the hell away from them. Have you heard about the Board Game Killer? He gets people to play this game with him and if they don’t know jack about serial killers, they ain’t leaving alive. He’ll carve your bones into dice man. So I’m out. Imma stick to Yahtzee and Monopoly.
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Say you want to be a crazy cat lady, but instead of a host of furry felines, all you have is a smooth skinned baby. No worries. You can turn that baby into a cat with the Baby Cat Cocoon and start practicing for when you have a hundred cats one day. Don’t forget to neglect your hygiene and eat plenty of lean cuisine and healthy choice frozen dinners. That shizz is mandatory for any crazy cat lady. And never address your child in English ever again. Instead meow at them and rub their tummy and stuff.
Enjoy this tutorial on how to make a Sexy Burger King Halloween Black Whopper Poop Costume. Because, you know, it’s not enough that the burger turned your poop a neon green shade of nuclear waste. You might as well dress up as that glowing green streamer and go collect candy this Halloween.
I don’t know. I think they kinda skimped on this costume. I’d like both an option with nuts and one with corn. Just to be as authentic as possible. Maybe a mini-turd version for the kids.
Doc! Why is my poop green? Is it because of the Burger king Black Whopper?
No, it’s because I asked for that stool sample a month ago. One month ago you dropped the log, but you didn’t get it to the lumber yard until now. Now it’s all moldy. You disgust me.
Check it out guys and gals. I just found the most offensive Halloween costume of the year. The Cecil The Lion Killer Halloween Costume has everything you need to re-enact recent current events: A bloody dentist shirt and a severed lions head. Too soon? My bad.
Seriously though, this guy should rot in hell.
Pro tip: It’s okay to get super upset about a lion being killed, but you should also be upset about homeless people dying and going hungry on the very streets you walk on. You should also get upset about your government lying to you on a daily basis.
Let’s get riled up about this stuff too.
Your pal,
The weird Creepbay dude.