Check out these Life Size Universal Monster Horror Statues from Workshop77. I guess their first 76 workshops got trashed by monsters. My only complaint is that there is no Creature From The Black Lagoon. Actually, my second complaint is that I can see the Invisible Man. He’s right there. Well, he was there a second ago. I swear. Anyway, all of your favorites are here, life sized and scary as the day you first saw them. Put ’em around your house and do the mash. The Monster Mash. It’s a graveyard smash!
Why ya gotta do vandalism? Somebody’s body is resting there.
Shut up hippy.
It’ll catch on in a flash.
What will?
The Monster Mash. I invited the ghost of Johnny Cash. He did the Monster Mash. Wa-oooooo
