Why didn’t anyone tell me that this cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit existed? Now I can build my own vampire and bat and play with them all day long. I bet his name is Bela LEGO-see! Damn, that was a good one. I still got it. But don’t worry, it’s nothing that a few shots and some cream won’t clear right up.
Posts Tagged dracula
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.
Sweet journal. This Vlad The Impaler Leather Journal is hand made with some amazing attention to detail. I made a poem about it:
Vlad The Impaler
Used an inhaler.
Asked a girl to date,
but he never got to nail her.
So can he really be known as Vlad the Impaler?
I think not.
You could write your own poems in this journal. Or draw pictures of vampires and stuff. It’s gonna be sweet. Or get this one, which is also awesome.
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