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Frankenstein Cookie Jar

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Frankenstein Cookie Jar
This Frankenstein Cookie Jar looks hungry. Hungry for cookies. And so do I? It makes me wish I had some chewy chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girl Scout cookies, or… Anything. Me need a cookie. This cookie vessel has created a monster. Me. Come to think of it, Doctor Frankenstein created this monster, then this monster created me. What monster will I create? Damn. That’s some deep philosophical stuff. I just want some damn sugar. In my mouth!

At least Frank has his bride to bake him some treats. I wish I had somebody to share these Frankenstein and Bride Sterling Rings. I’ll just have to get store-bought cookies. And put them in this Frankenstein Cookie Jar. I’m green with envy, Franky! Franky likes my jokes. I leave him in stitches. Just look at all of those stitches. The dude thinks I’m hilarious.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.

Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf

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Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash

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Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug

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This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug
Holy horror Batman! That is one ugly puss! But enough about your cat. This Frankenstein Mug looks like the meanest and ugliest drill sergeant in the world. “Get down and give me 40 pushups you maggots and move like you just got re-animated.” He looks pretty grumpy. I guess I would be pretty grumpy too, if I had bolts in my head. And bloodshot eyes. And staples in my head. Yeah, the dude has several reasons to grump it up. But he won’t say a word when you grab him by the handle and take a drink.