This Nosferatu Lampshade will light up your life and illuminate the supernatural bloodsucker known as Nosferatu. *Sings* I’m doing all right, getting good grades. My lamp is so bright, it’s gotta wear shades…
This lamp shade is odd really cuz vampires don’t like the light. He should come out when the light goes off, raid your fridge, make a sammich or two and sneak back on the lampshade before you even know anything happened. But what do I know?
How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
He keeps a coffin!
I have proven once again that I can write jokes at a fifth grade level. Go me. Actually I stole that joke from a third grader.
