Poison Apple Soap
Check out this Poison Apple Soap. No wonder Snow White took a bite out of this thing. Looks friggin’ delicious with the frosting in the shape of a skull. How could you not eat it? Snow White was trippin balls anyway. 7 dwarves, magic mirrors, evil queens… They called her Snow White because of her coke habit. The 7 dwarves were actually variations of LSD. Crazy stuff.
Anyway, don’t eat this apple. It’s soap.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? It’s me isn’t it? Please let it be me. I want so bad to be a pretty pretty Princess!