Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.
Tag: evil
Cloven-Toed Pumps For Devilish Divas
I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.
via Geekologie
Devil Nuts – Deez Nuts Are Nightmare Nuts
What the shizz. Apparently these Devil Nuts are actually nuts and not demons crawling all over each other in the bowels of hell, like they look like. They are now the nuts of my nightmares. Not peanuts or walnuts, but deez nuts. They climbed their way up from hell so that you can eat them or do whatever the hell you do with demon nuts.
Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue – Damn That’s Evil
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture
This is some nightmare fuel right here. This Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture is going to scare everybody this Halloween. Is that a skeleton climbing my house? Is he looking in my window? Oh man. I’m about to go all Die-Hard on this bag of bones. It’s on now buddy. You best get off my house! No? You’re not leaving? Okay fine! Then I’m leaving. *Packing some things* I thought you said you were gonna go all Die-Hard on him? I am. It’s hard to die if I ain’t here. Now excuse me while I book a hotel!