When you stare into the Purple Gothic Dragon Eye Claw Ring, the dragon stares back into your soul. That’s what they say anyway. Anywho, this is a sweet piece of jewelry for anyone who ever wanted to poke a dragon’s eye out and wear it. Can’t say I’ve had that urge. I’m all about the ethical treatment of fantasy animals. Mostly cuz I’d like to score with that Mother of Dragons chick on that HBO show. I think her name is Daenerys.
Daenerys, Mother of dragons? More like Delorous, Mother of 3 who is cashier at Target.
Whatevs. I get my entertainment mixed up with my store runs sometimes. And sometimes my store runs are so severe I go through like 3 rolls of TP, that’s when they let me use the bathroom at all. I’ve been brown-listed at most Targets. And listed as “most likely to clear out entire Walmarts”.