These Mythical Creatures Tiki Mugs will make your next get-together festive and fill your kitchen cabinets with mystery and myth. You might say that you’ll have your own kitchen cabinet of curiosities. You get a Dragon, Kraken, Mermaid, and a Unicorn. The Kraken is the best. Better get kraken on that drink. Clink ’em together in a toast, then clink them together to make them fight. Then cry cuz you broke your favorite creature. This is why I can’t have nice things.
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Dragon Skeleton Found in China
Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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Dragon Head Flats
Aside from being an awesome band name, Dragon Head Flats are these cool shoes with dragons on them. Also sounds like a place with dragon skulls everywhere. “Hey man, I’ll race ya at dragon head flats!” I am so there. Sadly, these shoes don’t breath fire so you ladies are just gonna have to settle for the old fashioned “kicking us in the balls” when we misbehave, which is a lot. Cuz I’ll probably piss you off with puns like:
Hey you are really draggin’ today. Are you the mother of dragons? Cool, cuz I wanna be the dad.
Stuff like that, cuz I’m what they call an arsehole in the UK and an A-hole everywhere else. Sweet dragons though. You need like dragon print leggings to go with these. See? I offered a good tip. I’m not a complete A-hole. More like a B-Hole cuz I was never an A student, unless I was saying, “Aaaa this sucks.” which it did.
Shiny Dragon Scale Necklaces
How do you find a dragon scale? I have no idea. Maybe try dragon Walmart and then get the dragon on the thing and listen to him lie about the weight. Seriously though, these Dragon Scale Necklaces are so iridescent and shiny. I would buy it, but I’m dragon my heels. Ha. I made a funny. Hope my jokes aren’t dragon you down. Damn! I did it again. I’m so awesome.
Dragon Eye Pendants
It’s the… Eye of the dragon. It’s the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival.And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And… he’s… watching us all… with the eyeeeeeeeee…. of the dragon! Love that song. These sweet Dragon Eye Pendants from CharlieMorgon are watching you and watching me. There’s no telling what they see. Although masturbation is a high probability. Just sayin’. All I’m sayin’ is maybe put some black tape over the eye before you do the deed, just like you would with your webcam. It’s just good advice.
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