If the goat is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’. This Rocking Taxidermy Goat is definitely rocking. He’s pretty horny too, meaning that he has great big horns. Not meaning the other thing. What did you think I was implying? *Sigh.* That really get’s my goat. Get’s my goat and gets it rocking. The seller named it Mason. Obviously they never set it free, because that would have made him a Freemason. Can’t have that. Also, you can’t free something that is dead, so there’s that. The seller says:
Mason the rocking goat has a 300 lb threshold. Even your drunk uncle Louie can go for a whirl.
First, how did you know I had a drunk Uncle Louie and second, no he can’t, cuz he is tipping the scales at 400.