Skeleton Restroom Door Cover
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, reading the paper, trying to lay some pipeline when somebody opens the door. Hey. What the hell! That’s how this skeleton feels. The Skeleton Restroom Door Cover captures all of the excitement of skeletons pooping and lets you relive the scene all day long.

Hmmm. That headline reads, “Peeping Tom on the loose.” I think they mean this guy.