zombie snail monster
Etsy seller limaceous makes all kinds of creepy and crazy, scary and slimey, gross and googly-eyed Snail Monsters. Buy one and they will mail it to you. Snail mail. Obviously. Good joke huh? Snailed it!

These little creatures are the perfect monsters. They’re all gross and nasty, but slow enough to run from. Plus, if you’re really scared you can just stomp them. Or slug them. Get it? I’m gonna use these to scare away real snails in my garden. Long story. It involves a septic tank overflow and a night full of thunder and lightning. Also stars me as the mad scientist. I’m not allowed to say anymore.

zombie snail monster

zombie snail monster

zombie snail monster