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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!

Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.

Little Poopers – Butt Nuggets Never Looked So Cute

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Little Poopers - Butt Nuggets Never Looked So Cute
Check out Little Poopers. Someone’s raising a stink. Who took a dump in here? And, what the deuce? Why is it….cute? A cute turd? Is that a curd? Who left it? Unicorns? Fairies? Hello Kitty riding on a unicorn with a fairy after eating too much roughage? No matter how adorable these poops may seem, they’re still stinkers. Trust me, they will draw flies. Big or small, cute or ugly, all poop stinks. But they think they’re the sh*t!. Does it make it better or worse that these turds can stare back at you? Talk about awkward eye contact. No matter where you leave one of these little poopers figurines, it will be sure to start a conversation! Or raise a stink. Much like ZooPoo.

12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set

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12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set
One word, four syllables. DI-A-BEET-US. American cereals will kill ya, what with all of that new-fangled die-fructose and all. These cereals are Cereal Killers, with killer mascots. So while they’ll put ya in the hospital, at least ya have something to collect with this 12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set.

This series includes:

1x Cap’n Cornstarch
1x Sugar Frosted Fat
1x Yucky Children Charmer
1x Sugar Smack
1x Franken Fat
1x Count Calorie
1x Tricks
1x Froot Looped
1x Obesie O’s
1x Coco Puffed Paunch
1x Sugar Diabetic Bear
1x Qhrist

The obesity is strong with these toys.