You ready to color in some bizarre images? The Bizarre Coloring Book For Adults is full of bizarre and weird images to color. They are so freaky, you’ll be trippin’ as you color. There’s monsters, chicks with tentacles in their hair, freaky animals. I just started coloring this book and I’m all hyped up and paranoid. Someone talk me down. I’m peaking man. I’m peaking! Peeking over at your work. You did a really nice job on your page. So pretty!
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Dragon Wings For Adults
Whoa! Pretty wings! These Dragon Wings For Adults are strong enough for a mannequin, but made for real living humans. They are beautiful and elegant… But enough about my strange fixation with mannequins. These wings are awesome. Imma get me a pair and have adventures and stuff. Only thing is, what is the weight limit on these? These things may or may not get me 6 inches off the ground. See, they call me Puff the Magic Dragon. Not cuz I’m a stoner, cuz I’m puffy and kinda fat. I do live by the sea though and frolic in the autumn mist. In a land called Sarah Lee. Effin’ love that cheesecake.
Just remember folks, dragon wings for adults beats adult diapers with wings. Whatever that means. Obviously I lied. You have to be a stoner to talk this kind of nonsense. Why am I even blogging? I could do this shizz in the street and actually have people throw money in a hat! Well, I’m off to my new gig. Laterz.
Hey, you think Knights gathered round a round table and ate dragon wings the way we eat chicken wings? Think about it. Seriously though, those mannequins right? Am I the only one who finds Dragon Barbie here, sexy? This Barbie looks kinda evil. And medieval. Probably drag me back to her Barbie Malibu Leech house and give me a bloodletting.
BTW is it really a bloodletting if you don’t let them, but they do it anyway?
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