Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures

Why Not Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!

via Metro

Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop – Not A Good Idea

Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop - Not A Good Idea
You know those old ant farms people used to have on their desks? Yeah, me either. That’s because they were a bad idea. Because what if it breaks and they get loose? The Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop is the same thing only if it breaks, they eat your house up around you. This is homelessness on your desktop right here. Bad idea.