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Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures

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Why Not Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!

via Metro

10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin

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10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin
This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan

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Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
This video shows some kind of hairy bizarre creature allegedly captured in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan. It is pretty damn weird and pretty damn hairy. It has a hairless face surrounded by a mass of fur. And those eyes.They just dart around like this thing is looking for it’s next meal. The creature also has black fingernails. Later in the video, it walks around on two legs all creepy-like.

Did they adopt this freak of nature? Where did the couple find it? Also, it looks like they may have put a small pair of pants on it and socks. Hard to tell. Are they even going to shave that hairy beast? So many questions.

https://youtu.be/Sxb0CEwai4U

In Mother Russia The Toilets Come To You

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In Russia The Toilets Come To You
This is a video of russian portable toilets, so hungry for poo and pee that they are chasing people in central Moscow. Serious end-times stuff. I’m pretty sure that Nostradamus predicted this. These fast-moving blue port-a-potties can be seen sliding across Red Square, ironically not leaving skid marks anywhere. Not sure if these toilets actually scooped anyone up to forcibly evacuate their bowels or not, but they were in a real Russia. Ha ha. That counts as toilet humor right?

I hope they each had this on board.
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