Here’s a good reason to never live in Australia. A couple in Australia had an unexpected guest at their home: a massive Huntsman spider. Presumably called that because they hunt men. This thing was the size of a dinner plate and appeared on a glass patio door. So basically you need a fly swatter the size of a car tire to kill it. And if you miss it will just hug your face and impregnate you.
They never did kill it so it is probably in the couple’s garden still, waiting to strangle their cat. Hell no! Never going to Australia.
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Graham Is A Nightmare Human Designed To Survive Car Accidents
What in the many-nippled f**k? This is Graham. This freak of nature is a human designed by Australia’s Transport Accident Commission to survive car accidents. Basically, if you don’t look like this nightmare, you should be more careful when you drive. If you do look like this guy… All hope is lost. Seriously, you ugly son!
You could feed whole litters of cats with those nipples. The idea behind all of those fun bags? That they act like air bags to protect this guy’s ribs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAmdEmH9I4
via Geekologie