Troop 241 better put their heads between their legs and kiss their butts goodbye. They probably did exactly that. We only know what happened because of this Weird Boy Scout Painting, which was likely painted by some nerd trying to earn his artist merit badge while ghosts and f***ing UFOs attack in the woods. Even the trees are alive and pissed!
I would be pissed too if a group of mustached and O-Faced thirty years-olds dressed as boy scouts set up camp in my woods too. Losers! Why are you all warming your feet when it’s not even winter????
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I don’t know if this guy is a Leprechaun, an elf, or some undead freak of nature, but I’m confident that he earned the “creep the f**k out of everyone” badge and probably ate his scout leader too. Probably mixed the guy’s body with that can of baked beans I gave those little sh*ts last week when they hung a bag on my door (With several more on my lawn) and expected me to fill it with stuff I hate. Mission accomplished on that one. I gave them 2 cans of SPAM and a half case of Chef Boy’Ardee. Enjoy the GMOs troop unknown number with creepy looking scout leader.