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Ghost Candle Holders

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Ghost Candle Holders

Ohhhh spooky! Check out these Ghost Candle Holders. This ghostly and ghastly goofballs are downright scary. Get two or three of these candles and put them in a circle. It will look like they are having a spectral seance in the afterlife. Perhaps opening a portal to haunt someone. These will look great in your home and set up just the right atmosphere. These guys are awesome. I’m gonna get a whole army.

If you like these Ghost Candle Holders you will love the Miniature LED Ghost Dolls for Halloween. Or for anytime you want a spooky haunted atmosphere in your home.

Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.

Scary Stories Throw Blanket

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Scary Stories Throw Blanket
I’m under my Scary Stories Throw Blanket and ready for my scary stories right now. Which one of you is ready to read? You know the drill, I hide under the blanket, fall asleep within 5 minutes and you get to watch a wet spot slowly appear like a specter from my nether region. I know, I’m a real catch. I’m the scariest story. Ask any mother. Hell, ask anybody.

This blanket is inspired by the actual Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book and will keep you warm while stories are being told. It’s a throw blanket so just throw it anywhere and everywhere. Toss it here and toss it there. Toss it everywhere. Toss your salad underneath. If you have a throw blanket you’re required to throw it like 10 times a day. It’s in the name. And I’m pretty sure that is federal law. All I know is that this is enough to get the “wet” out from the nightmare stories of the night before, but that’s just me. And hey, if dark mermaids are more your thing, check out this Mermaid Skeleton Blanket. It is pretty sexy and like totally goth and will look amazing in your home.

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette

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Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette
Spin and twirl in this cool Ouija Board Skirt. It has pockets for your planchette or to trap spirits in. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal is. I summon spirits all the time. It’s called the liquor store. I wonder if she always does this little dance in her backyard. That’s gonna attract ghosts for sure. And also me peeping from next door.

Dinner With Ghosts – Ouija Board Table

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Dinner With Ghosts - Ouija Board Table
This Ouija Board Table is perfect for any evening when you want to have dinner and a seance. In any order you prefer. Make sure you drink some spirits with your meal. Just don’t drink real spirits. That’s called possession. Which is nine-tenths of the law, but also a horrifying ordeal. So don’t do it. Also make sure you hover the planchette over GOODBYE after every meal, when you get up. It’s just good manners.