Ahhhh. This skeleton has had a hard day and now he’s relaxing in a nice hot bath in a cauldron. A cauldron filled with hot wax! That’s just the way he likes it. This Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle is fun and frightening, which is my favorite combination. I bet his name is John Wick. That’s a little candle joke. I could wax on all day about this cool and creepy candle. *Hey creepbay writer, I bet you wax off all day!* Stupid hecklers. They are even worse when they are in your head and you actually type out the heckle. Anyway, this skeleton is pretty well behaved with both hands out of the water. So you know he’s not waxing off. Wait a minute. Look where that flame is. Does this dude have a flaming peen? It almost looks like he’s using magic to ignite his prone bone. He’s singing, “Come on baby light my fire.” I know, I have a strange way of looking at the world. What can you do? It’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m riding that line baby and it won’t be long until I’m off the rails! I’m as crazy as this coffin skeleton candle.