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Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch – Cauldron Mugs

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Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch - Cauldron Mugs
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, this elixir will remove beard stubble. *Drinks up* POOF! My beard is gone. It worked! I can’t wait to bottle this and make a billion- What the?!? Why do I have a pubic afro that looks like Jimi Hendrix circa 1969. Oh well, some lucky lady is attending Woodstock tonight. This is not I planned it. At all. It might be best to just drink regi=ular drinks from these cool Cauldron Mugs.

Update: My undercover brother keeps growing and can’t be trimmed. Had to switch to cargo pants and now a hoop skirt.

Coffee Skull Mugs

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Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.

Awesome Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs

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Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs
Oh man, these Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs are awesome. They are sure to make your tropical themed festivities much more frightful. You can choose from : Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Mummy. They are dishwasher and microwave safe, but not safe from my thirst. I’m drinking with Dracula, having a mimosa with the Mummy, and just filling the rest with beer so I can get my drink on. These are going to be your favorite mugs for any and every drink.

Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets

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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*

No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off

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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off
Etsy seller MonsterMug isn’t called that because of their acne problem or cuz they are just plain ugly. They may be horrendous. Don’t know, never met them. I’ve heard stories though. But they go by that name cuz they make awesome and scary monster mugs. Kinda like that lady cashier I always run into at the Quicky Mart, except those are monster jugs. Really, nothing at all like that, except that it rhymes.

These mugs are fun and playful, but scary and they look like they want to bite your face off. One question: If I’m drinking out of a monster mouth? Are we swapping spit?
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