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Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

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Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

It’s never too early for Halloween around here. I mean it is all year round here at Creepbay. We love odd stuff and the darker the better. Speaking of odd and neat stuff, these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels are an awesome way to decorate your kitchen. Or your bathroom even. Get one of these custom embroidered towels with your choice of holiday designs! Choose from a jack o’lantern, haunted house, ghost, skull, witch, owl, bat or black cat design. They look amazing. Each is sewn with specialty glow in the dark thread so they light up the night. They make a dramatic statement and will definitely impress your guests and family. just look at these cool and bold designs.

They also make a great gift after you buy some for yourself of course. Spook up your home with these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels and make everything scary and crazy. Just the way we like it. I might swap out my Gothic Bat Hand Towels for a few weeks. I’ve got like 5 sets of cool and creepy towels in rotation all year around. You have to. There are just too many cool Halloween hand towels.

Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Witch and Moon Pendant in Burnt Oak

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Witch and Moon Pendant in Burnt Oak
This beautiful Witch and Moon pendant bears the image of a witch flying on a broomstick on a moonlit night. Man, I hope she stops here, cuz my house really needs a sweeping. There’s also what I presume is an owl. That right there is the stuff of fairytales, but knowing how devious witches can be, I have every right to think she is up to no good. I pity any fool near where she lands. Pointy hats scare me cuz they aren’t all as cool as Harry Potter’s sorting hat.

Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch – Cauldron Mugs

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Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch - Cauldron Mugs
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, this elixir will remove beard stubble. *Drinks up* POOF! My beard is gone. It worked! I can’t wait to bottle this and make a billion- What the?!? Why do I have a pubic afro that looks like Jimi Hendrix circa 1969. Oh well, some lucky lady is attending Woodstock tonight. This is not I planned it. At all. It might be best to just drink regi=ular drinks from these cool Cauldron Mugs.

Update: My undercover brother keeps growing and can’t be trimmed. Had to switch to cargo pants and now a hoop skirt.

Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch

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Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch's Clutch
This Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch is great for a *itch or a witch, or just a nice lady. So I guess I basically have no point whatsoever. It has witches, spiders and bats and is sparkly. This is what the sophisticated woman about town uses on Halloween night to collect her candy. It probably holds like ten full sized Snickers bars.