Ever find yourself in a pickle? Maybe you’re a pickle who finds himself reading in bed. Listen, this world is flippin’ crazy. I don’t know what to tell ya. As far as I know I am hallucinogenic-free. And I still saw it! I just saw a pickle reading in bed. He’s not even in a pickle. Just enjoying a good story. Gettin’ his juice all up in that bed so he can settle in and soak for the night. Like I do. I sweat a lot and stew in my own juices. That’s your TMI for the day. The more you know…

Giant Pickle Body Pillow. Basically the internet really freaks me out.