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Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow

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Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow
This Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow lets you lay down on the couch and get your damn face hugged into oblivion. Naptime is now nightmare time. Alien eggs. For your couch. Or bed. Or wherever the hell you want to be scared to death. Bonus: If someone tries to grab your pillow, you can say, “Hey! Lego my alien EGGo!” That’s always fun. At least until they hatch. Then your fun wordplay aint shizz! You’re just alien Xenomorph food.

After it eats you, it’s gonna sit on your couch watching Oprah and warm up all of the other eggs until they hatch. Sad really.

Gothic Black Fleece Coffin Pillow

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Black Fleece Coffin Pillow
This Black Fleece Coffin Pillow is the best way to rest in peace. Just rest your head on this baby and take a nice nap. Don’t worry about bed head. You should be more concerned with dead head. Too bad it doesn’t come with some bedding, cuz I love dead in a bag stuff. I mean bed in a bag. More like bed in a bodybag. Am I right? High five. No? It’s dead in here.

Plush Cockroach Pillow

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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows

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Looks at my bed and notices the Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows. Looks under the bed, in the closet, out the window. Well hell, I don’t see either of those things,so I guess I’m safe. Gets in bed. Oh, it feels so warm and cozy. Vampire erupts from within my bed, followed by a Zombie. They stand there half out of my mattress and look at each other and then grab me so they can take me to their in-the-bed hell-world. WHY DID I NOT HEED THE WARNINGS?
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Nightmare Decor – Creepy Doll Head Pillow

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Nightmare Decor - Creepy Doll Head Pillow
Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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