This Ouija Board Throw Blanket is cool and all, but every time I lay down and cover myself with it, people rub planchettes all over me. That part feels like a nice massage, until they start talking to spirits and the spirits start coming out from under the blanket and invading the room. Tickles like hell (not so bad in some areas) and now I have all these spirits flying around the room. Then I have to wave the blanket around the room and collect them all again like an effin Pokemon hunter. Get back in the blanket. Man this is tiring. I’m like a bullfighter over here. I just want to go to bed. Remind me to hide all of those planchettes. Then again, maybe I shouldn’t use a Ouija Board Throw Blanket to keep warm. I should probably check my Ouija Board Cutting Board too. I bet the kitchen is trashed. Why? Why do I collect these things? Hey, if I send a spirit board through this blanket and into the other realm, will the universe implode? That might be an interesting experience. If I can’t get them all back into this blanket we are all going to hell! You hear me?
Tag: bedding
Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!
Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set – Day of the Bed
Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep on a bed of skulls? Wonder no more. This Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set is creepy and colorful. The designs are printed onto 100% microfiber polyester fabric. It’s available in king, queen and full sizes. Day of the dead? More like Day of the bed. Am I right? That is some awesome bedding with some awesome skulls all over.
Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket
This Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket will keep you warm and probably leave a portal open so spirits can enter our world while you sleep. Probably. I have no idea. I just know that if I slept under this thing my OCD would kick in. I’d need a planchette on top so I could hover it over “goodbye” before I went to sleep and then I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning until I hovered the planchette over “yes”. Then if I was with a woman I would ask her if we were having sex, so I’d have to hover over “no”.
Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket
If you love mythic creatures, you probably want to drape them over you at night and get warm and cozy. Sure that sounds wrong, but people just don’t understand. Well, this Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket will cover you in crazy cryptids. Ohhhhh classy! So classy that it makes your weird interest in cryptids almost acceptable. Or so I’m hoping.
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