I hate it when zombies eat my cupcakes! This Cupcake Recipe book will allow me to fight back by giving me tips on defending my cupcakes from these undead hooligans. Wait. That’s not what this book is about. Is it? I guess not. Still, the A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Recipe Book will teach you how to bake all kinds of cool and fun zombie themed treats. But I’m not gonna bother, cuz a zombie would just steal mine. I know. I’ll just make extra! Wow, look at me problem solving like an adult. I’m adulting everyone! Look at me! I’m adulting! Now I’m gonna go color!
Tag: day of the dead
Sugar Skull Leather Desk Organizer
I don’t know about you, but my desk could use some organizing. I have a mess all over my desk. But that’s mostly cuz I pass out on it frequently. Then never clean up the bottles and broken glasses. Anywho, this Sugar Skull Leather Desk Organizer should at least help me wrangle my pens and pencils so I don’t poke an eye out when I go down for the count. Plus, when I wake up, I have a cool skull to look at. Maybe it will imprint on me and I’ll think it’s my mommy. We’ll find out when it arrives.
Top Upcoming Horror Movie Trailers 2018
Check out the Top Upcoming Horror Movie Trailers of 2018 so you know which flicks are going to scare you and which are going to bore you. There’s some really good movies coming out this year. Really looking forward to Slender Man. I’m hoping it has some good dieting tips.
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Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls
These Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls are awesome. Creepy, but in a fun way. Kind of how relatives describe me. These are handmade and hand painted, then hand packed and sent to you so you can get your hands on them. They look amazing. I’m gonna use them to scare all of my other Matryoshka dolls.
Gold Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace
This is one shiny Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace. Bling bling motha truckas! I’m offended cuz I’m a mother who is also a trucker! Oh well ya can’t please everyone. There are more offended people these days then you can shake a dead cat at. I’m calling PETA! Please do, I love their bread. You bastard! Is that a comment about my yeast infection? You woman hating freak. And also, you’re racist. Everybody just calm down. I just wanted to show you this sweet necklace. Damn. Everyone just needs to calm the eff down.