Etsy seller MMWickedWhimsy creates these terrifying Animal Skull Plants. Does she have a green thumb? More like a scream thumb. In fact, I doubt she has any thumbs left cuz these nightmare plants bit them off long ago. I wouldn’t even water these with a hose from 20 feet away. I never knew that bones and botany could be such a horrifying combination.
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I hate it when zombies eat my cupcakes! This Cupcake Recipe book will allow me to fight back by giving me tips on defending my cupcakes from these undead hooligans. Wait. That’s not what this book is about. Is it? I guess not. Still, the A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Recipe Book will teach you how to bake all kinds of cool and fun zombie themed treats. But I’m not gonna bother, cuz a zombie would just steal mine. I know. I’ll just make extra! Wow, look at me problem solving like an adult. I’m adulting everyone! Look at me! I’m adulting! Now I’m gonna go color!
So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
Let us converse about Converse. Conversely I could just write about it and you read it, so there’s no talking at all and I continue to be lonely. Sound good? Cool. These Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes are awesome. I’m pretty sure that if you buried these in the ground, a bunch of skulls and roses would bloom from them. That’s how cool they are. They make a great gift for any fan of sweet-ass shoes that look badass.
These Sexy Skulls and Skeletons Sleeveless Dresses come in a variety of styles, every one of them super sexy. There’s just something about a woman wearing a skull… Not that I date many skull-less women. I mean, that would be real bad for the brain and your face would just kinda flop around. That’s not sexy at all. But any one of you ladies in one of these dresses? Wow! Makes me wish I was a dress, cuz I just wanna hug your hips all day.
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