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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

You ever drink so much that you feel dead to the world? That’s the Day of the Dead my friend. Or at least how I celebrate it. This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set will help you get your drink on in style. The case is shaped like a coffin that your booze just climbed on into. May it rest in peace. And in my gut. It even has a lid so you can bury it in the back yard if you want. I would bury it and let my booze age. Then dig it up like 20 years later and have a party. A real Day of the Dead shindig. What’s a shindig anyway? A dig at a shin? Weird. Who cares? This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set is sweeet!

Anyway, I love Day of the Dead stuff. It’s funky and awesome.

Cherry Skull Earrings

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Cherry Skull Earrings

These Cherry Skull Earrings are dripping from cuteness. Not blood. But if they were I would still like them. Imagine if cherry skulls grew in your garden. This is what they would look like. With more dirt of course. Just the right amount of creepy and cute. Did I cherry pick these to show you? Maybe. Better cherry up and grab these before they’re gone. You girls are going to look sexy rocking these Cherry Skull Earrings.

They are a just little classier than these Tongue Earrings. But it’s all a matter of taste. Get it? Zing! That was a good one.

Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

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Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

If you need to add some extra flair to your haunted mansion or abysmal abode, check out these Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. They are so cute and creepy, I love them. The seller has several styles available. What’s great about these is that they look good anywhere. By the door, above the coffin, near the bat chandelier. Even in your mad scientist lab. You can never have too many Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts, that’s what I always say. I’ve got tons in the creeptorium. I can’t even walk around without tripping over a skeleton or a skull. I probably shouldn’t leave them in large bone piles, but still. Yeah, that’s on me and it doesn’t look good to company.

Speaking of absolutely weird stuff. Here’s a blast from the past. The Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree. What a beauty. She knows how to work the runway. Like a 747 taking a nose dive. I think I prefer the Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. I know I do. I haven’t looked at that thing in years and now I can’t unsee it. But at least I have shared the experience with you dear readers. You are welcome. I also am looking for the bleach.

Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls

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Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls
Holy hell these are some terrifying Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls. I’ve seen my share of skeletons, skulls, bones, brains ghosts, ghouls, goblins and other assorted horrors, but I’ve never seen any skulls scarier than these. If you have these horrors on your porch this Halloween, the kids that come to your door are going to be scared senseless. You may hear a lot of screaming, followed by running on the big night. You no good little brats aren’t going to be smashing these pumpkins. These here pumpkins can defend themselves. These undead heads are hungry and ready to eat and I’m pretty sure they aren’t after any candy. In fact candy will be littering the streets this Halloween as children and adults disappear mysteriously. Which is great for me actually. I’m gonna bring a snow shovel and a pick up truck and clean it all up. Man these things are freaky looking. It is now truly a Halloween of horrors now that I have seen them. If I could find a mask like these Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls, I would so win Halloween and get whatever prize one gets for winning the best part of October. Also check out these cool pumpkin appendages.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.