Catarina Dia de Muertos Wooden Nesting Dolls

Catarina Dia de Muertos Wooden Nesting Dolls
Russian wooden nesting dolls have been around for more than a hundred years. Whoever came up with the idea of having different-sized wooden dolls, painted to depict different characters probably meant to hide dark secrets in plain sight but we will never know, will we? Over the years, horror movie fans have refashioned seemingly harmless nesting dolls to create nightmare-inspiring objects you wouldn’t want to be the last thing you see before heading off to bed.

This set of nesting dolls has some really eerie pictures, one being a ghostly woman whose idea of fun is to pose and hug a skull rather tightly and smile. Scary. But very very cool.

Russian Matryoshka Plague Doctor Nesting Dolls

Russian Matryoshka Plague Doctor Nesting Dolls
The Plague Doctor will see you now. And so will a smaller one and a smaller one and a smaller one… It’s a plague of them I tells ya! Anyway, these Russian Matryoshka Plague Doctor Nesting Dolls are awesome. I can’t vouch for their Russian-ness, but I’ll keep an eye out and see if they drink a lot of Wodka and make jokes about the cold. Wait, it turns out that the seller is Russian. Russian to give you a great deal on some cool-ass nesting dolls! Hahahahaha. I am so inappropriate.

Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls

Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls
These Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls are awesome. Creepy, but in a fun way. Kind of how relatives describe me. These are handmade and hand painted, then hand packed and sent to you so you can get your hands on them. They look amazing. I’m gonna use them to scare all of my other Matryoshka dolls.

Bird Footed Vodka Shot Glasses

bird feet shot glassesBartender! I’ll have a shot of Vodka, but only if you can serve it on top of a chicken foot with strange magical symbols on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the hell away from whoever made these shot glasses out of their feet. That’s why. Seems pretty obvious to me now.

Here are a set of 6 bird footed shot glasses. I wouldn’t recommend tracing those symbols with your finger. They seem all magical and dangerous. They come from Russia with love.

In mother Russia, you are not truly drunk until table filled with feet of bird!