Make tea time a time of terror and dread with this Travesty in a Teacup. This guy loves crashing tea parties, keeping down below the surface, until you take a sip and feel a tentacle entering your mouth and spit tea everywhere. He was born of tea and he will die in tea.

He is your new master and he loathes your choice of Chamomile, demanding a strongly brewed Earl Grey. Do his bidding at once and always keep the cup full.

Only $95 from Etsy.