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Halloween Michael Myers 8 GB USB Flash Drive

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michael meyers flash drive
This Michael Myers 8 GB Flash Drive is all about storing your data. As opposed to, you know, killing people in great numbers every Halloween. Come on Mike. Why ya gotta be like that? If someone ticks you off on Halloween, just egg their house. Throw some toilet paper in their tree. Put soap and shaving cream on their car. He’s always taking things too far.

Well, now he wants to make up for it by storing your images and songs and stuff in his little demented body. He’s about 2 inches tall and doubles as a key chain.
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8GB Condom USB Flash Drive

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condom usb driveAt last, I have a use for condoms. See that? You were wrong mom! I WILL use one. Just not in the way you thought. And not with a woman.

Now you can store your data in a condom, instead of your peen. 8GB? Phaw! I need a Magnum because I’m packing 16GB. Only $15.50 from Amazon.
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