Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll

Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll
Is this the cutest Halloween killer or what? This Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll stands 10-inches tall and features 5 points of articulation. I think I can stop his killing spree, by getting through to him while he’s in child form. I’m gonna give him a mini Twix and see what happens. It might inspire him to actually trick or treat rather than you know, killing peeps on candy night.

Friday The 13th Bottle Of Water From Camp Crystal Lake

Friday The 13th Bottle Of Water From Camp Crystal Lake
Quick question guys. Did they ever find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren’t paying attention? I have no idea, but that camp needs to be sued. Anyway, now you can own a bottle of genuine water from Camp Crystal Lake AKA Camp Blood AKA Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco, the filming location of 1980’s Friday the 13th Part 1. This Angry Mother Bottling Co. Souvenir Lake Water aka unholy water is for you. Imgonna chug it and see what happens.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure
It’s Jack Skellington! This Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure is a cool statue of Jack and Zero, with a cool twist. Cuz it also holds your keys. This way you will always know where your keys are and you won’t lose them. Is it Halloween? Is it Christmas? I have no friggin idea what this movie is trying to say, but I like the pretty pictures flying by my eyes. This statue is going to look sweet on your mantle. Even I couldn’t lose my keys with this statue nearby.

Awesome Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures

Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures
Forget GI Joes and Star Wars figures. These Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures are the toys you need to be playing with. The set includes Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Kraken, Furry Trout, and Coelacanth. Man, I hope they release a UFO playset so I can have the aliens drop Bigfoot off to harass people.

Also gonna mix these with some Gangster action figures so I can pit the bloods against the Crypts… tids.