What in the actual f**k!? The TransWorld Halloween & Attractions trade show was recently happening in St. Louis and this nightmare-inducing Halloween decoration was on display. This demonic, animatronic Pennywise clown includes a screaming, one-armed version of Georgie. It is so terrifying that if you actually put it on your front lawn, police will come and shoot it to hell. After they fail, Stephen King himself will show up to exorcise it. Fun fact: I typed “exercise” the first time. No way I wanna workout with that guy.
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Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture
This is some nightmare fuel right here. This Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture is going to scare everybody this Halloween. Is that a skeleton climbing my house? Is he looking in my window? Oh man. I’m about to go all Die-Hard on this bag of bones. It’s on now buddy. You best get off my house! No? You’re not leaving? Okay fine! Then I’m leaving. *Packing some things* I thought you said you were gonna go all Die-Hard on him? I am. It’s hard to die if I ain’t here. Now excuse me while I book a hotel!
72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration For Your Home
This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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