Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.
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Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes Puzzles
I love these Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes. Of course, they’re all horror themed to a pinhead like me who can’t do puzzles. These are actually called “Puzzle boxes” cuz they don’t want to get sued by Rubiks. In case you didn’t know, Rubik is some nerd who is now a billionaire cuz he created a nerd box that nerds nerd over. Anyway, I digress. You can choose from Pinhead, Pennywise, the Hellraiser cube and Friday the 13th.
The Most Nightmare Inducing Halloween Decoration Ever
What in the actual f**k!? The TransWorld Halloween & Attractions trade show was recently happening in St. Louis and this nightmare-inducing Halloween decoration was on display. This demonic, animatronic Pennywise clown includes a screaming, one-armed version of Georgie. It is so terrifying that if you actually put it on your front lawn, police will come and shoot it to hell. After they fail, Stephen King himself will show up to exorcise it. Fun fact: I typed “exercise” the first time. No way I wanna workout with that guy.
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Miss Pennywise Tree Topper Looks Like Ronald McDonald
Da da da da da I’m not lovin’ it! This Miss Pennywise Tree Topper is pretty creepy, but mostly cuz it looks like Ronald McDonald. It gave me a grimace. Ha. See what I did there? Was that a cheesy joke? Well then butter my bun and call me Mayor McCheese. Put this tree topper on and Santa will not be coming this year, but you know who’s gonna come down your chimney on Christmas Eve? The Hamburglar. And he’s gonna burgle your presents, your house and maybe your butt. That last part is purely speculation based on his previous behavior.
It Pennywise Zip-Up Hoodie
Use chilly weather as an excuse to frighten everyone who encounters you. That’s what this It Pennywise Zip-Up Hoodie is all about. He’s the clown from the Stephen King book “It”. I bet that title took him like two minutes to come up with. I never read the book, but I’m assuming he was a carnival clown who drives around in a car named Christine, while working part time at the Pet Sematary, until he gets lost in the Dead Zone and encounters the Dark Tower. I could be wrong.
Could be that he is just a crazy clown who’s misunderstood. Whatevs. His flesh makes for a good hoodie.