This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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Baby Cat Cocoon – Crazy Cat Lady Training Tool
Say you want to be a crazy cat lady, but instead of a host of furry felines, all you have is a smooth skinned baby. No worries. You can turn that baby into a cat with the Baby Cat Cocoon and start practicing for when you have a hundred cats one day. Don’t forget to neglect your hygiene and eat plenty of lean cuisine and healthy choice frozen dinners. That shizz is mandatory for any crazy cat lady. And never address your child in English ever again. Instead meow at them and rub their tummy and stuff.