Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Whether you want to summon Beetlejuice or send a friendly (or not so friendly) note, this set is for you. This Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set will serve for all your correspondence, with the living or the dead. It includes a 192-page journal, 20 notecards, 20 envelopes, and 20 embossed seals. The keepsake box is designed to look like The Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the movie. The notecards come in 5 different designs: Never trust the living, I’m the ghost with the most, babe, It’s SHOWTIME!, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!, and Go ahead, make my millennium.
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Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book
Welcome to the afterlife. Here’s a pamphlet and here’s a book. Just browse through this Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book and you will have all of the answers, so you can enjoy your afterlife. I think. Maybe it shows you the recently deceased so you can identify them. Like a who’s who of who ain’t alive anymore. I have no idea. It’s been awhile since I saw the movie.
It’s a pretty cool replica. I hope my name isn’t in there. That means my whole life was the same plot as The Sixth Sense. I’m dead people. Oh man, now I have to have a look in that book. I’m scarred. No, not scarred. My skin is beautiful, I just can’t spell. I’m scared.
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How To Poo On A Date Book
This informative and educational How To Poo On A Date book will teach you the fine etiquette of pooing while on a date. So it’s about wooing and pooing.
Now toilet etiquett-sperts Mats & Enzo have turned their attention and extensive experience to what is surely one of the most important questions that has played on the mind of mankind for centuries: how to poo on a date. Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, this is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you’ll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out.
The first thing that I do on a date is poo. It’s just nice to get it out of the way. Into the open.
*Ding-Dong*
Oh, hello. You look lovely. Do you mind if I just use the- Oh, thanks. I’ll just be a minute.
*2 minutes later*
Dear God! Are your insides made of actual trash? What kind of foul beast are you? *Falls to her knees retching*
Tsk-Tsk. Look’s like you will not be going anywhere tonight Princess. You’ve failed my little test. I need a woman whose nose is immune to my bathroom charms. You are not her. Good day to you.
But- *gag* Help me- *choke/cough*
I said good day!