Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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Cool and Creepy DIY Raven Wall Ornament
Need a raven for your wall? Of course you do. A bird in the home is worth two in the bush. Or something. Also, you can’t flip someone the bird with no bird, so there’s that. And that’s why this handy video from Dre Ronayne will show you how to create your own DIY Raven Wall Ornament. You won’t have to live nevermore without one. Anyway, some of us don’t have the funds to buy such things, cuz we are Poe. Edgar Allan Poe. In the Poe house. We can’t Poe-ny up the money is what I’m saying.
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Learn How To Make DIY Coffin Purses
Hello boys and girls. Today we are going to learn how to make some DIY Coffin Purses. Your teacher will be the sexy and sassy Corinne Leigh via a very cool episode of Witch Crafting. These coffin purses are pretty damn awesome and I don’t even carry a purse. If I did, it would be one of these. But I don’t cuz I’m a man baby! Well, not a man who’s a baby. Commas really do mean everything.
The Lair of Voltaire – Gothic Homemaking
You guys need to check out The Lair of Voltaire. It’s a YouTube channel hosted by musician Aurelio Voltaire. He’s a goth dude who has adventures and shows you how to do all kinds of DIY Gothic homemaking projects like bat chandeliers and Ouija Board side tables. He makes some really cool stuff. He hangs out with a mummy named Orville Deadenbacher, you know stuff like that. I guarantee you will love it.
How To Poo On A Date Book
This informative and educational How To Poo On A Date book will teach you the fine etiquette of pooing while on a date. So it’s about wooing and pooing.
Now toilet etiquett-sperts Mats & Enzo have turned their attention and extensive experience to what is surely one of the most important questions that has played on the mind of mankind for centuries: how to poo on a date. Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, this is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you’ll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out.
The first thing that I do on a date is poo. It’s just nice to get it out of the way. Into the open.
*Ding-Dong*
Oh, hello. You look lovely. Do you mind if I just use the- Oh, thanks. I’ll just be a minute.
*2 minutes later*
Dear God! Are your insides made of actual trash? What kind of foul beast are you? *Falls to her knees retching*
Tsk-Tsk. Look’s like you will not be going anywhere tonight Princess. You’ve failed my little test. I need a woman whose nose is immune to my bathroom charms. You are not her. Good day to you.
But- *gag* Help me- *choke/cough*
I said good day!