This Chilled Monkey Brains Sculpture reminds me of that Scene from Indiana Jones, but I like my monkey brains like James Bond. Shaken, not stirred. Notice, I didn’t say Monkee brains, cuz that would be extra weird. Just to be clear I have never partaken from the brains of the 1960s band. Put this on the table this Thanksgiving and watch your family clear out real quick. That’s why I ordered two.
Tag: home decor
Kraken Toilet Paper Holder – Wipe Your Kraken
You know what they say. After Taco Tuesday and the impending explosion in your porcelain throne which follows, you better get kraken and wipe your kraken. This Kraken Toilet Paper Holder will help. He’s got 8 tentacles to hold that precious TP. Don’t be an octo-puss, hang this by the toilet.
Gothic Skull Coat Hooks
Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.
Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?
Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath
Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.