Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.
Tag: gold
Skull Scissors
If you’re big on crafts and big on Halloween, prove it by using these Skull scissors! I wasn’t going to feature these, but then they made the final cut. Ha ha. I measured that joke twice and cut once. These skull scissors are spooky, functional, and will help you with all of your creepy craft projects. They’re stainless steel covered in a smooth brass finish. Great for horror haircuts and dark arts and crafts. Pretty cute. It has a nice sinister smile.
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set
Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Get Your Hands On This Ouija Board Latex Dress
This Ouija Board Latex Dress is tight! Let me get my planchette and rub it all over those curves. No wait, I’m think I’m getting a message from beyond. Hold still women. Stop wiggling around! Damn! Now I’ll never get the answer to my question. What was your question? Two questions actually. Is this board a portal to a magical and mystical world and how do I get inside? *SMACK* Ow! Guess I deserved that.
Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes
Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.