You know what they say. After Taco Tuesday and the impending explosion in your porcelain throne which follows, you better get kraken and wipe your kraken. This Kraken Toilet Paper Holder will help. He’s got 8 tentacles to hold that precious TP. Don’t be an octo-puss, hang this by the toilet.
Tag: octopus
Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder
*Reaches for a pencil as a tentacle hands one to me.* Thank you. Wait, what the f- Yeah, this Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder is just that cool. It’s got tentacles everywhere and room for your writing instruments. It might even give you a little hand massage if you keep it on your desk.
Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!
Cuddle This Giant Octopus Plush With All Eight Tentacles
This Giant Octopus Plush is great for the couch. You can wrap his eight legs around you and snuggle up on a cold night. I’d like to be… Under the sea… In an Octopus’ garden in the shade… It comes with a carry bag and an adoption card. I really hope I qualify for adopting this. There was that one incident with OPS though. Octopus Protection Services. Fingers crossed.
Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.
You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.