This clock/watch looks like a giant freaky spider. No. Just no. If I had this $16,000 – $18,000 clock in my home it would always be the same time: Time to kill spiders, time to wig the hell out and hide in a corner and then time for this thing to die once I work up enough courage to stop whimpering and hit it with some junk mail like I have a limp wrist!

I don’t ever want to know the time again. *Leads the pest control guy into the room and points*

You sure you want me to spray insecticide all over that?

Just spray it. Stomp on it and take it with you! DO IT NOW!
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