Nothing But The Best – Luxury Leather Coffin

Nothing But The Best - Luxury Leather Coffin
Be buried in the best when it comes time for your long goodbye. These extravagant luxury coffins from Saddleback Leather will have you resting in peace and in style. It is an 87″ x 36″ hardwood box covered in leather with nine full-grain hides. It has six reinforced handles for carrying, straps to hold the lid on, a pigskin lining inside, with a full-grain leather pillow for comfort, pockets for storing mementos and a large wooden plaque that can be customized. It’s everything that a dead body could want. All for around $25,000.

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Giant Spider Clock

Giant Spider Clock
This clock/watch looks like a giant freaky spider. No. Just no. If I had this $16,000 – $18,000 clock in my home it would always be the same time: Time to kill spiders, time to wig the hell out and hide in a corner and then time for this thing to die once I work up enough courage to stop whimpering and hit it with some junk mail like I have a limp wrist!

I don’t ever want to know the time again. *Leads the pest control guy into the room and points*

You sure you want me to spray insecticide all over that?

Just spray it. Stomp on it and take it with you! DO IT NOW!
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