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6 Headed Clock – Half Past Horror

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6 Headed Clock - Half Past Horror
With this 6 Headed Clock, it’s always time for terror. Six heads are better than one I guess. Six screaming tormented heads. I only wish that they screamed on the hour, every hour. Hey man, what time is it? Well, let me look at the cl- WHAT THE SHIZZ? HOLY HELL. KILL IT! TIME IS A LIE! *Passes out*

Now to start my script titled “Six heads Tormented Through Time” starring Nicolas Cage in a six role tour de’ force. It will make you vomit. It will make you hurl. It will make you chuck and those heads don’t give a f**k! And in case you didn’t know, here’s a clock featuring Edgar Allan Poe. It ain’t no 6 Headed Clock, but whatevs.

Rat Clock – It’s Half Past Horror

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Rat Clock - It's Half Past Horror
Hickory Dickory Dock, a rat just died in my clock. So that’s where that smell is from. Now I have a rat clock. It is always rat o’clock. Why is it holding that baby? I have no idea. Must have snatched it and tried to make a getaway, but he was out of time. Speaking of the time, I have an appointment at half-past rat-a-twoey and it’s already 1:45. What time is it now? You know what they say. It’s half-past a rat’s ass and a quarter to his balls. Forever.

Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock

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Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock
For fans of Edgar Allan Poe who also happen to love anything Gothic, “The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe” is something to cherish and love. Oh, and be terrified of. This Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock is bound in leather and features a crow faced clock with brass hands for the minute and second hands. Put it on your shelf or desk for display (It’s not meant for reading. Except reading the time.). Look, it’s Nevermore o’clock again!

Cool Planchette Clock and Mirror

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Planchette Clock and Mirror
Up your Ouija cred with this Planchette Clock and Mirror. Guess what? Every time you look in that mirror, you know which Hollywood star you see? Kate Planchette! Hahahahahha. You get a cool clock and a mirror. Perfect for that Ouija themed room you have in your house. You’re gonna look dead pretty in that mirror.

Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands

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Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands
Check out this Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands. What time is that? Lunch. Bring it! Dinner? I’m there. Hey, don’t you ever get tired of holding that clock? Those bony hands look like they could use a break. Here, let me take it for awhile. Ha ha. Tricked you! Now I’m the Grim Reaper. Now YOUR time has come. *Hits him over the head with the clock*

Now nobody dies. Sucker!

Ten years later: *Standing in a room full of people packed like sardines.* Sure is crowded in here since nobody has died in like ten years. *Guy next to me grunts as we all get pressed tighter together.* So basically I killed the Grim Reaper and we are all immortal and can’t move. I really f**ked up this time. Hey, stop jabbing me! Who’s touching my ass?