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Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging

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Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging
This Nightmare Pizza Wall Hanging takes your favorite food and turns it into nightmare fuel for your wall. If you’ve ever dreamed (Or nightmared) of displaying your own psychotic slice of nightmare pizza on the wall, urine luck. I have no doubt that this thing will kill me in the night if I even look at another slice of pizza. Or if I dare sleep in a slice of pizza sleeping bag. (while caressing that sweet crust all night long. Ohhh I love you pizza cocoon. I am the stuffing in your crust.) This slice ain’t scaring me. I’m a pizza slut. I sleep around with pizza and in it as often as I can. Hell, I have a pizza oriented onlyfans.

Luckily for me, I have my own za on the wall and that’s only because I throw pizza at my wall when I get it. Isn’t that how you know it’s cooked? Oh, wait that’s pasta. Reminds me, I still have a bunch of that on the wall too. That, some ravioli, a few mashed potato splats, and the stray booger or two… I really should clean my walls. With a spatula. Better make that one of those indutrail paint scrapers.

Nothing Says Keep Out Like Skull Fence Finials

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Nothing Says Keep Out Like Skull Fence Finials
These Skull Fence Finials are pretty sweet. They’re designed to fit on top of PVC pipe, so by using some PVC pipe and painting it, you can make a kick-ass Gothic Fence to turn your yard into a graveyard. All the kids in your neighborhood will be scared sh*tless. Maybe add some zombie props and play some creepy music too. Awesome.

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf

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Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.

Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*

3D Nightmare Horror Fairy Plaques

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3D Nightmare Horror Fairy Plaques
If there’s one thing we can say about these plaques is that they are not for the faint of heart. I thought fairies were supposed to be all sugar and spice. These are downright dreadful. These 3D Nightmare Horror Fairy Plaques are perfect for your goth decor or haunted house. They will make kids cry and adults question all of their choices.

This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth

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This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth
Never want to go near your fridge again? Stick this Nightmare Monster Magnet on it and you will starve to death rather than go anywhere near it. This guy is all teeth and pincers. I hear he’s wanted for questioning about a murder, but it’s clear that he’s been framed. Ha ha ha. Like a spastic egg, I crack myself up.