Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents

Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents
This Skull Money Clip will hold your cash and look cool doing it. That is a steel skull too, so it is built to last. All of the badass dudes and dudettes are using these. I’m gonna get one and be cool too. People are gonna be all like, “Nice skull dude.” and I’m gonna be all like, “Thanks, here’s a tip.” Then I’m gonna be out of money cuz I’m a writer. Now I made myself sad. *sigh* Anyway, check out Alien Money Clip too.

Alien Money Clip

Alien Money Clip
This Alien Money Clip is all about the Benjamins son. Or in my case Washingtons. I lied. It’s currently holding bills of the Chuck E Cheese and Monopoly variety. Forget your cash register and put that in your sass register. Keep the change! It’s all good though. This clip gets me a free stay at the Ale-E-Inn. Haha. Little play on words there. Yes, my jokes are so bad I have to explain them. Whatevs. Dollar dollar bills y’all! No, really, can I pay by check cuz all I have is like two dollar bills? That’s all I have on me, plus an Amazon dash button for Snickers bars for some reason.