You want me to put my nuts where now? Ohhhh, it’s for those nuts. Not deez nuts. Gotcha. This Freddy Krueger Nutcracker is all about cracking nuts rather than invading dreams and spouting silly one-liners. Legend says that if you keep him busy with enough nuts, he won’t have time to cause any trouble in your dreams. It is perfect for a very scary Christmas.
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Scary Superhero Nutcrackers
Superheros are all about cracking down on crime and that means cracking bad guy nuts when they have too. So superhero nutcrackers make a whole lot of sense.
These nutcrackers from Etsy seller ARTBYBART are pretty scary looking. And the all have balls for fists. I see a freaky nut/ball pattern here. Not saying this guy has peen on his mind, just saying it seems weird because I obviously have it on my mind. Let’s just leave it there. I got more issues than DC and Marvel combined. You don’t want to be flippin’ through the pages!
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