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Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares

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Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares
Saggy Town sells these freakish and demented artworks that show characters like Batman and Superman all messed up and grotesque. *Singing in a robot voice* Won’t you take me too…Saggy Town? Won’t you take me to Saggy Town? do do do do do – do do do do do! Hell, if you wanna go to saggy town you better try over the river and through the woods, to my grandmother’s house you go. That’s Saggy Town. Trust me, it’s like two lemons hanging at her belt. Her home is also Funky Town due to the old people smell.

Anyway, click through for Batman and Supes inhabiting the same body and being generally fugly.
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Batman And Superman On The Toilet Art Prints

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batman superman on the toilet
Hey, Superheroes poop too. Superman’s poop just has the ability to break your toilet into a million shards if he loses bowel control. They don’t call him The Man Of Stool for nothin’! Batman’s poop? Smells dark and brooding. Recedes into dark corners.

These fine art prints will show you that DC Comics’ finest are just like you and me. They have poop inside of them and it needs to get out. Sometimes you have to have a good read while you are waiting. Do you want one of these prints? Of course, you do. Does Poison Ivy poop in the garden?

You can get both of them for $32. from Etsy.

Scary Superhero Nutcrackers

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nutcrackerSuperheros are all about cracking down on crime and that means cracking bad guy nuts when they have too. So superhero nutcrackers make a whole lot of sense.

These nutcrackers from Etsy seller ARTBYBART are pretty scary looking. And the all have balls for fists. I see a freaky nut/ball pattern here. Not saying this guy has peen on his mind, just saying it seems weird because I obviously have it on my mind. Let’s just leave it there. I got more issues than DC and Marvel combined. You don’t want to be flippin’ through the pages!

Click through for more, including the Joker, Wonder Woman and Optimus Prime.
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Oh Gnome They Didn’t: Superhero Gnomes

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gnomesEveryone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to all kinds of mischief when you aren’t looking. Your garden needs some Superhero power.

For $74.99 on Etsy, you can get a Bat Gnome, Super Gnome and Captain Gnomerica. These guys will protect your garden from everything and they will beat those red hatted gnome types into the dirt.

Superhero Poop In A Jar

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superhero poopIt’s about time that your Superhero worship included collecting poo. It shouldn’t be surprising that you can find Superhero poop on Etsy. You can choose from Batman, Spider-Man or Hulk poop. That Hulk poop has a fist on it, which must have been hard for the big green guy to push out.

Check out the other’s below.
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