Well damn. I’d like to rub my planchette over that and commune with the spirit world. This Ouija Board Bikini Set has me excited and not cuz I want to wear it. Of course you should get a pair that fits, otherwise, people will see how rosy your cheeks are. I like how the “good bye” looks it is going bye bye as the entire ouija board is being sucked into a vortex down the crack.
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Vampire Bat Vase
This Vampire Bat Vase is perfect for your gothic decorated home. Sure, it looks great with flowers, but I would put a taxidermy bat in it. Just have it hanging off the side like, “Yo. What up? Just chillin’ here.” This vase makes your belfry batty and will have your guests all chatty.
Ceramic Sugar Skull Keychains
I’m so forgetful I would forget my skull if it wasn’t attached to my head. And guess what? These Ceramic Sugar Skull Keychains are not attached and I just lost mine already. These colorful keychains look pretty damn cool. Mostly cuz they are bright and shiny and I’m simple like that. They apparently come in all sorts of colors. Now, where did mine go?
The Book of Werewolves
The Book of Werewolves should be a great bedtime story. Say, how do you hang a werewolf? With a lycanth-rope. Or you can tie him up with a Lon Chain-ny. Heh. This book will tell you all about these hairy mutants that change during a full moon.
This Bigfoot Bust Is One Classy Cryptid
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.