We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!
Tag: sasquatch
Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.
Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.
BigFoot Jeep Windshield Decal
If you own a jeep, take Bigfoot for a ride and have yourself a cryptid adventure. This BigFoot Jeep Windshield Decal accompanies the Jeep silhouette on your windshield. Perfect for sasquatch enthusiasts and Bigfoot hunters. Yo Bigfoot hunters, if you find him, don’t kill him, k? Thanks.
This Bigfoot Bust Is One Classy Cryptid
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.
Bigfoot Action Figure – Eh, Could Be Bigger
Big feet require a big action figure. Big feet is what the Bigfoot Action Figure is all about. He’s a real American hero. This hairy dude stands 7.25″ tall and is articulated for some awesome Bigfoot-posing action. Pose him how he was in the Patterson film. Pose him how he was when your cousin Jethro spotted him carrying off the family goat. Pose him like he’s taking a sasquatch in the woods and his stomach is all in knots cuz he has diarrhea. It’s all good.