This Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust is so scary awesome. It’s so good I asked the seller if I could get it bigger. “Can you increase my bust size?”, I said. They said yes and I said, “Cool. Currently, I’m looking at an A cup, but I’m eyeing a pair of Cs.” Then I put my binoculars down as they hung up. True story.
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This Bigfoot Bust Is One Classy Cryptid
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.
Detailed Freddy Krueger Handmade Bust
Check out this Freddy Krueger Handmade Bust. Looks like somebody finally beat Freddy and cut off his arms and he’s screaming, “Where’s my arms biatch?” That’s okay. He doesn’t need arms to invade your dreams. I think I’m gonna put this on my shelf and give him some weird arms. Maybe Hulk Hogan arms. Or giant Hulk arms with one hand crushing a beer.
Universal Monsters Bust Banks
Hey man, can I borrow some change? Nah, my monster says no. These Universal Monsters Bust Banks are a great way to save your money. For what? Other creepy and cool stuff of course. I’m saving money in my Wolfman bank so I can afford laser hair removal, cuz I look like a wolfman. I’m saving money in my Creature from the Black Lagoon bank so I can install a fish pond in my backyard and see if I can lure this monster to my house. You can also get Frankenstein, his bride, Metaluna Mutant and more. Monster banks rock!
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust
I’m creeped out by this Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust. You never want to have an encounter with a tiny UFO that honks at you like a clown car and then lands so a bunch of clowns pile out and act all clowny. Now that’s a nightmare and that’s what killer clowns are all about. Now you can own one of them in terrifying bust form.
When they aren’t terrifying people with their freaky faces, they do kids parties on alien worlds.
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